Cold continues. There’s a coating of ice on the kitchen window sill. Streets and driveways are flanked by piles of last week’s snow. The furnace runs like an Arab’s dream. It’s February in Cuke County.
While folks in warmer climates smirk and turn there faces to the sun, just remember Southern Man, the chill keeps our cockroaches small. Your insects could be mounted and road. You could ride a Florida roach in order to lasoo a Florida fire ant, they’re so big.
We don’t want them around, anyhow.
Enjoy your warmth, Southern Man.