If I got one call about my promise to review Ron Fournier’s Applebee’s America, I got a million. Tranqui, tranqui, nieghbors, I’ll get to it. I only finished the tome of marketing wisdom a week ago. I guy has to digest all the universal truth it contains, and peep at the new issue of Mad Magazine before a guy can synthesis how it has changed a guy’s course in life. Chill.
My long awaited comments on reknown author, wiffle ball allstar, and quick-witted recontour Ron Fournier and his Pulitzer-bound tear-jerker, Applebee’s America will appear in various November entries. As Granny would say, “Keep your pants on. Or, ” Hold your horses. Or, “Where’s the fire”. Or, a sharp, stinging thimble pie to the temple.