Thimble Pie- a flick of the index finger applied to the skull at a torque rate equivalent to the strike of a tightly-wound cobra, or a snapped bungy cord. Leaves a sensation of combined shame, grief, and the pain of a migraine.
As in, “I beat Granny at sixteen hands of Pay The Man and she gave me a mighty thimble pie.” or, “I left my science project on Granny’s bed so she cracked me from behind with a thimble pie. Where are the 22’s*?”
Me hace falta mi abuela,
*Canadian over-the-counter, eh, painkiller with the potency of morphine.